Tuesday, May 20

Membazir masa. Part 1.




1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?

- Tak kuasa gua nak lick belakang CD. Ingat gua anjing ke?

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date?
- 4 years. Hohoho

3. Ever been in a car wreck?
- A few times kot.

4. Were you popular in high school?
- Mesti la. From KL kot?

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
- Yes, a few times.

6. Are looks important?
- Yes nowadays.

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
- Yes I do, and still counting.

8. By what age would you like to be married?
- Mencabar ni. Tgk la kalau dah berkemampuan nnt. 27 kot?

9. Have you ever made a mistake?
- Lotsaaaaa..

10. Are you a good tipper?
- n/a

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
- RM45. apekejaddah tah gua potong rambut bayar RM45? Gua gila kot time tu..

12. Have you ever peed in public?
- errr.. errr..

13. Beatles or Stones?
- John Lennon bebeh!

14. What are your plans for the future?
- Getting a better job, making good money, build a life, keluar Honda Jazz, kahwin.

15. If you were an animal what would you be?
- Kucing kot. Mesti comel..

16. Do you have any special talents?
- Menjilat telinga kiri sambil mecuci motor.

17. Do you like horror or comedy?
- Comedy of coz.

18. Are you missing anyone?
- Yes I am.

19. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
- Jessica Alba!

20. What did you dream last night?
- Mimpi basah..

21. What is your favorite sport to watch?
- Football. Kekadang dah bosan dart pun layan.

22. Have you ever been in love?
- Yes lahhhhhh..

23. Do you sing in the shower?
- No.

24. Have you ever been arrested?
- Yes I've been.





bukunota: punya la takde keje. gua buat ni dgn tak mandi, tak gosok gigi br bgn tido.





8 org mencarut.:

Anonymous said...

menjilat tingkap bilik sambil menongkat dagu kau pernah try?

takpun menjilat tongkat basikal jiran berhampiran.

Anonymous said...

asal nk lucah je bagi kat pek. die tahu

Anonymous said...

mimpi basah?

tak senono:)

yurk

Anonymous said...

har har har har har har har harr.
pleh..oke.puas gelak.

Gaban Lazzara said...

Big L: gua penah try menjilat dagu pegawai daerah sambil berinai. mmg horror.

peja: dia mmg. smenjak jadi Big L ni perangai dia lain mcm. air mani asyik nak meleleh je.

coffeeholic: aih, tu julung2 kali jadi tu. kebetulan je tu.

as3: keje nak gelak. sembelit nnt.

Rmywvs said...

wei, bila nak buang L didahi wahai kawan-kawan?

Anonymous said...

giler..
patot la gua rase krem di prot slalu..
ok2.. gua akan berhijrah ke e.m.o.
har har..eh..
gelak emo camane?

Gaban Lazzara said...

kiah: gua mana ade. tu ada sorang tu. besau tak hengggattttt punyaa.

as3: errr.. gua sendiri pun tatau. cuba lu cr dlm google.